Description
The Chopping Mall Shirt brings the cult classic mayhem of 1986 straight to your wardrobe. Featuring menacing killer security robots and the terrified survivors beneath their glowing eyes, this design captures the outrageous, over-the-top energy of a film where shopping turns deadly.
Made from soft, durable cotton, the Chopping Mall Shirt is ideal for lovers of VHS-era horror, satirical sci-fi, and ‘80s retro style. Whether you’re hitting a convention or just dodging mall cops, this tee says: “Buy or die!”
Shipping & Returns
- Made to order: Processing takes 1–3 business days.
- Transit: Standard U.S. shipping 3–5 business days after processing.
- Rates: $8.99 for the first item + $2.00 each additional. Free shipping on orders $75+ (U.S.).
- Tracking: We email a tracking link when your order ships.
- Changes: Address/size changes can be requested within 24 hours of purchase.
- Returns: All sales are final. If your item arrives defective, misprinted, or damaged, email support within 14 days with your order # and photos for a replacement or refund.
- Addresses: Most PO Boxes/APO/FPO supported (carrier limits may apply).
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