Description

Gear up for a holiday bloodbath with the The Night the Reindeer Died T Shirt โ€” an outrageous tribute to the fictional action-horror parody from the cult Christmas movie Scrooged. This shirt captures the over-the-top energy of a night where Santa trades in cookies for carnage and takes on terrorists at the North Pole.

Decked out in a Santa hat and wielding an assault rifle, the jolly icon of Christmas transforms into a one-man army. Alongside him are snowbound commandos, a scantily clad elf with dual pistols, snowmobiles, gunfire, and explosions lighting up a peaceful holiday village gone rogue. Itโ€™s absurd, itโ€™s violent, and itโ€™s everything that makes this parody legendary. The tagline โ€œTonight 7:00PM on IBC โ€” Yule Love It!โ€ is a brilliant nod to the in-universe TV promo that fans of Scrooged will instantly recognize.

The The Night the Reindeer Died T Shirt is the ultimate holiday mash-up for fans of satirical horror, retro action flicks, and 80s Christmas chaos. Perfect for holiday parties, ugly sweater alternatives, or just spreading some trigger-happy cheer.

Shipping & Returns

  • Made to order: Processing takes 1โ€“3 business days.
  • Transit: Standard U.S. shipping 3โ€“5 business days after processing.
  • Rates: $8.99 for the first item + $2.00 each additional. Free shipping on orders $75+ (U.S.).
  • Tracking: We email a tracking link when your order ships.
  • Changes: Address/size changes can be requested within 24 hours of purchase.
  • Returns: All sales are final. If your item arrives defective, misprinted, or damaged, email support within 14 days with your order # and photos for a replacement or refund.
  • Addresses: Most PO Boxes/APO/FPO supported (carrier limits may apply).

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This style is designed with a relaxed streetwear fit. Order your regular size for a standard loose fit, or size up for a more oversized look.

Size Length Shoulder Chest Sleeve Length
S 26.57 19.68 19.68 8.27
M 27.36 20.67 20.67 8.27
L 28.35 21.65 21.65 8.27
XL 29.33 22.64 22.64 8.66
2XL 30.12 23.62 23.62 9.06
3XL 30.91 24.61 24.61 9.25

How To Measure


1
Length

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the collar to the hem.


2
Shoulder

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the sleeve on one side to another side.


3
Chest

Measure from the stitches below the armpits on one side to another.


4
Sleeve Length

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets armhole to the cuff.

T-shirt measurement guide

1โ€“3 Cm Sizing Differences May Occur.