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Mars Attacks Tee with green Martian gripping Earth and bold red retro sci-fi logo

Mars Attacks Tee – Nice Planet

$24.99

The Mars Attacks Tee is your loud, unfiltered ticket to sci-fi chaos. Based on the cult-classic 1996 film and inspired by the original Topps trading card series, this tee features a green-brained Martian gripping Earth with maniacal glee. The explosive red “Mars Attacks!” title and the tagline “Nice planet, we’ll take it!” say it all—this one’s for the invaders, the collectors, and the nostalgic renegades.

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SKU: 12723 Categories: , ,
Estimate delivery times: 4-8 days (United States).
All sales final on print-to-order items; we’ll replace misprints or damaged goods—duties & taxes aren’t refundable.

Description

The Mars Attacks Tee is your loud, unfiltered ticket to sci-fi chaos. Based on the cult-classic 1996 film and inspired by the original Topps trading card series, this tee features a green-brained Martian gripping Earth with maniacal glee. The explosive red “Mars Attacks!” title and the tagline “Nice planet, we’ll take it!” say it all—this one’s for the invaders, the collectors, and the nostalgic renegades.

Crafted from heavyweight 7.5 oz, 100% ring-spun cotton, the Mars Attacks Tee offers garment-dyed softness, pre-shrunk structure, and an oversized streetwear fit. The vibrant, full-detail DTG graphic pops with pulp art intensity, bringing that retro sci-fi madness into the modern wardrobe. Whether you’re beaming into a con or storming Earth in style, this tee is the perfect blend of satire and space horror.

For those who thrive on camp, chaos, and Martian mischief, the Mars Attacks Tee doesn’t just bring the nostalgia—it abducts it, weaponizes it, and drops it straight into your closet.

DETAILS:

  • 7.5 OZ / 260 GSM super max heavyweight tee

  • Garment dye treatment for unique faded look

  • 100% ring-spun cotton, pre-shrunk fabric

  • Vintage-inspired retro print for worn-in aesthetic

  • Reinforced twill-taped shoulder-to-shoulder construction

  • Double-needle stitching on sleeves and bottom hem

  • 1″ thick collar with double-needle topstitched neckline

  • Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low or hang dry

  • Super high resolution DTG printed graphic

Shipping & Returns

  • Made to order: Processing takes 1–3 business days.
  • Transit: Standard U.S. shipping 3–5 business days after processing.
  • Rates: $5.18 for the first item + $2.00 each additional. Free shipping on orders $100+ (U.S.).
  • Tracking: We email a tracking link when your order ships.
  • Changes: Address/size changes can be requested within 24 hours of purchase.
  • Returns: All sales are final. If your item arrives defective, misprinted, or damaged, email support within 14 days with your order # and photos for a replacement or refund.
  • Addresses: Most PO Boxes/APO/FPO supported (carrier limits may apply).

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  • Inches
  • Centimeters
SizeLengthShoulderChestSleeve length
S27.5620.8722.058.19
M28.3521.6522.838.46
L29.1322.4423.628.74
XL29.9223.2324.419.02
2XL30.7124.0225.209.29

Measuring Tips

1. Length

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the collar to the hem.

2. Shoulder

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the sleeve on one side to another side.

3. Chest

Measure from the stitches below the armpits on one side to another.

4. Sleeve length

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets armhole to the cuff.

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sizeLengthShoulderChestSleeve length
S70535620.8
M72555821.5
L74576022.2
XL76596222.9
2XL78616423.6

Measuring Tips

1. Length

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the collar to the hem.

2. Shoulder

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets the sleeve on one side to another side.

3. Chest

Measure from the stitches below the armpits on one side to another.

4. Sleeve length

Measure from where the shoulder seam meets armhole to the cuff.

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